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Dear Britney Spears,
We have to just say it: We unequivocally LOVE what's happening here with you on the April 2011 issue of Out magazine. Your hair situation couldn't be less "Toxic." It couldn't be more YOU. You're ACTUALLY channeling YOURSELF circa the "Slave 4 U" snake situation of the 2001 VMAs. In the words of the sage Michele Weinberg to her Madonna-maned mate Romy White in "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion," you look "so good with blonde hair and black roots, it's like, not even funny."
You're obviously the best pick for Out magazine's "Ladies we Love" issue thanks to your bedroom eyes and perfect brows. Also, who KNEW you had those down-there, thigh-high tattoos? We could go on all day, but we have to get back to our daily routine of watching ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS.
In short? We think even the boys in Out's demographic want to hold it against you. We anxiously await both the release of Out's "Ladies We Love" issue and Femme Fatale on March 29. In fact, we're petitioning to have March 29 officially changed to Femme Fatale Day, so we honor your album for years to come.
Love,
Us
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